Going camping with a nut job

I’m going camping with my great aunt, but you should know shes a nut job. This is going to be awful. My great aunt is insane she is afraid of everything. And we are going hunting in the woods with an old lady who is afraid of a squirrel. My mom says it’s not her fault that she needs to get out more. So me, my dad and great aunt Donna are going hunting. With spears and rifles and some very large knifes. This is going to be ……. Hilarious. Sad part is that we have to up here for 1 week in a small town no one has heard of before. It’s called wtchan. To add to this awesome week it won’t stop raining in Florida. When does it rain in Florida? Plus I have to say this great aunt Donna afraid of rain.

While we were hunting we saw a bear. There was a legend around that area that when people got attacked by bears the bears only ate off the person’s arms, legs, and noses. Then the people turn into stubs that talk. I didn’t believe the legend, but unfortunately my dad had to mention the legend to my great aunt. Honestly, I don’t know what he expected to happen, but what did happen was great aunt Donna refused to come out of the tree. That was when I saw it. The bear. It was IN the tree. I screamed and begged for her to come down, but she was too afraid. Suddenly, the bear pounced and narrowly missed my aunt. But now it was after us. Trying to be brave, I threw a rock at it, hoping it would scare it away. Meanwhile my dad was still trying to climb up the tree and get great aunt Donna down. Does he even notice I’m in a deadly situation? He didn’t apparently, but the bear noticed him. The bear lunged towards him, realizing he was an easier target, and grabbed onto his leg.

 So then I got so afraid and started running down the hill to save my dad but it was too late my dad had been turned into a talking stump and we packed up and went to the hospital he is alive now but the grizzly turned him into a talking stump well I guess it is okay the bear did not harm me. Then we all went for ice cream except for my dad he was in the hospital what a great ending to a camping trip. Also my great ant is still in the tree somewhere in that forest.