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Tuesday, 13 December 2011

Dont judge!!!!

Ok i get some of u do like christmas but i dont celebrate. SO DONT JUDGE ME!!!!!!!! U all do act like wacko people and should probaly get that checked. And can some one actually tell me if a drug goes around making u christmas happy. I DEFINTLY will not take any but would love to kno. I dont completly hate christmas but it creeps me out. Just to let u know!




This was for the dear grinch letter and grinches reply

Dear puma lover.......................

Hello!
   Grade 7 that's totally.............. a failure you are so young and i bet u get picked on by grade nines. Anyways i owe Santa quite a few favours so that's why I'm actually replying to you. Alright cats are weird, smiley faces why on earth would you like those, and green is a Christmas colour soooooooo HATRED!! Running is terrible. But i totally agree golf is so awful. I like Easter so yea don't be so judgey.
   Thanks i believe I'm the best person ever as well. My work is awesome totally proness right there. Hey i have a petition saying Santa should skip this year and go to a gym. Maybe he can fit through the chimney then. They do act like zombies. All lalalala and you want to scream like crazy. I think the drug id happyrugg. Is your sister afraid of elves? Cause you can totally use that to your advantage.
  Your questions answered (sorta)- The penguins, they are always stealing my candy canes. I think so the females are kept in the toy mines finding tiny parts so the guy elves can make the actual toys. I think that answered the next question. A pole. I already have a plot to steal the north pole and use that.
  Sadly at a point i did like Christmas. But don't worry!!! i was shot back to reality.
  That's awful i don't want to be a good person or a hero. But its nice to be appreciated every once and awhile.
    Sincerely Grinch

Friday, 9 December 2011

Dear Grinch..........................

Hey Grinch!
  Hello i am a certain person in grade 7 at glenrosa middle school. I love cats, smiley faces, the color green, and any sport that involves running. (Hated sports basketball, Volleyball, golf). I do not likeany holiday but Christmas is by far the worst!!
   Personnally i beleive you are the best person ever. i dont like christmas and dont celebrate. You ruining christmas is awesome!! Show that fat santa whos best.At Christmas people are zombie like all cheery and joyful. I swear the all take some freakishly happy drugs around this time. Your work is the best! And please shck my sister back to reality, elves do not hide in your closet to steal your toys!!!
  Some Questions: If you could destroy anyone in the north pole who would it be? Are there female elves? If there is are other male elves sexist to the females? What would your weapon of choice be to kill santa? Just some questiosn!
  Please never like Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!! If you stay a Grinch you would make me so happy. And make others miserble hee hee. You are my hero and role model.
 Sincerly that person.

Wednesday, 7 December 2011

Failure dad

Here is a picture of my dad. Lets tell you how it happened. So we were all at the breakfast table waiting for him to come down stares from his dancing with the stars marathon. Turns out that no one realised what time it was and that he was late for work. When         CRASH!!! BAM!! Dad had come running from his bedroom tripped over a star wars light saver and came tumbling down the stairs face first. Heading straight for the cats water bowl. Down the stairs he comes and CABLAMO!!! Face down in the Water dish with the cat licking his ear with her soft yet ruff tongue. The entire family burst out laughing. When suddenly dad jumped up and started acting all normal. As if nothing ever happened. He started blabbing on and on and on about the marathon and how he spent the last hour voting for the couple he wanted to win. But no one was listening we were still laughing about his fall and how we should post on the Internet blah, blah, blah. When we realised that dad was gone we laughed even harder after all we didn't want to be mean to his face. Yea are dad is a complete  FAILURE!!!

Covered in mud!! OH NO!!!

    Here is a shot of are greyhound dog Einstein. He in fact is indoors at the new opened place called Whatever!! You can do whatever you want. So here he is with quick dry cement all around him. You see The people outside were fixing the sidewalk. When Einstein came bolting out of the car and snatched the bag of cement right out of the construction guys hands sprinting with it in his mouth in to the building. He darted around the corner and BAM!! He ran right in to the cake delivery teenager. The grey and black, with tints of green frosting flew everywhere. Then after the cement went soaring through air to land right on top of Einstein. Here he is practically begging for a bath to get the rock hard cement of of his body. After this happened we went home yet had no luck. The cement would not come of with soap, water, detergent, nor bacon grease. So we all rushed to the van throwing the poor dog in the back cause now he was as still as a statue and driving as fast as we possibly could to get to the hospital. Once there the Doctor spent a god 15 minutes just staring blankly at Einstein. Afterwards he quickly left the room and came back with a chisel, bandages, chew toy, and pail of water with a sponge. He cracked and hammered at the cement when suddenly it all fell off. Only thing left was a couple scrapes and bits of cement. The bits came of with the water but the chew toy was completely shredded. Now whenever we go near a side walk Einstein runs onto the road. He's is completely frightened  of anything cement. We even had to move!!

Monday, 5 December 2011

Thursday, 1 December 2011