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Wednesday, 25 January 2012

2012 time to die

Taylor

Sitting in her San Fransisco office was Taylor. Scientific calculatar in one hand and a #2 pencil in the other. Infront was stacks of paper work needing to be finished. The landline started ringing ennoyinly loudly. As taylor slowly reached to pick up the call her desk shook. All her stationary supplies were rollig, tumbling, falling to the ground. Outside the ground was slighly shaking. Building slightly swaying forwards and backwards skyscrapers and buildings slowly shrinking. As taylor looked down a lava flow had covered the city's roads. Boiling hot lava seemed to be rising, but the realty was her office building was slowly shrinking downwards towards the lava!!
Max
"The earth as we know it is gona end" "people with money can survive!!" "But what about us??" Max of Hawalli was screaming at the top of his lungs in the sreets of Hawalli! "For the year of 2012 is here and December 21 is only a week away!" He was blurting out the facts everyone knew but ignored. When the screams of people around him became clear in his head he finnaly looked behind him as a steaming hot pool of red hot lava came slowly down the street. "there is know where to run!! The lava's will get you and that is when you will all beleive me!"
DJ
On the sidewalks of New York Dj was rapping to all the babys scaring the crap out of them. "i got passion in my pants and i aint afraid to show it, Yea thats right i sexy and you know it!" Dj tried to rap these lines over and ver in his 5 skulls t-shirt and pants around his ankles!!<- ( no joke) When a hobo came up to dj all he does is take his pennies and chuck them at the poor, poor peoples head. "I am not sorry you poor person, get a job by yourself, cause i am sizzliin and all that stuff................"A wave of scalding hot lava came flowing from all corners. "OMG dawg i am gonna die!"
RAND
Of the corner oof oaksville avenue, was West Texas. Where The entire school was in a assembly for school acheivment. Rand was of course on the back bleachers with his best friend, Adam and his girlfriend Kaitlyn. They all were just chatting and goofing off not paying attention at all when Adam's name had been called. As he slowly walked through the overly crowded bleachers to the bottom stage he tripped over a random persons backpack. Tumbling in summersaults slowly down the stairs he finnaly landed doing the splits on the stage. "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH" Adam screamed desperatly!!! He was shaking but he slowly rose to his feet to stand infront of the vice-princepal, Mr.dude. When a small rumbling as clear through out the gym. When the gym windows BURST with baking lava. Flowing through out the gym.
MILA
"Fashion Miracle!!" The croud screams in paris. Fashion designer Mila Romaine crowned fashion miracle of the year. She had created many new designs and realeased them at the paris fashinista finals. "Thank You i am so happy"Mila reapeated over and over. "AAAAAAAHHHH it is so goo ey!!!!!" A model in the back was screaching boorishly about a gooing hot substance burning up her dress wich was lying on a chair. As a stage manager touched the substance hi finger melted and left no residue. "The horror, the pain you poor man....." Mila was suddenly iteruppted by a slow river of LAVA!!!  "It cant be its to early" Mila had always beleived in 2012 but now she saw the lava her mind instantly connected with the t.v. The lava was everywhere. Throughout the world. "It is coming THE END OF THE WORLD!"
GOVERMENT SCIENTISTS/OTHERS
"This we should of seen it earlyier." Dr.Al Kenneth Was looking over his reasearch the proof was in front of him he just couldnt except the facts. Dr.Kenneth bolted through the secret base looking for head of supervision. "Mr. Stenk i ust speak with you and the president immediatly!" Dr.Kenneth Burst into the meeting room and shouted. "you better mean life or death because we are in a important meeting"Mr Stenk was sharp and firm yet listened. "The volcanic isitotes are heating up and then over time with turn into a helium compound!The thing is the lava will rise and leave through the atmosphere. The lava burns in the atmoshere and eventually creating a masive ash cloud.Currents will push it around" Dr. kenneth was interuppted when the president asked "ok son less cause more facts what will happen to us human?"The president was blunt and straight. "The lava rising will kill anything in the air or it just spreading through the earth will kill all, If some even survive that they will die from the ash cloud going into the lungs."His voice went down quietly"We need to make humongous bunkers that will protect us from both the lava and the ash cloud!" Dr.Kenneth was nervous and spoke softly."We need to begin the construction for the bunkers immediatly."
TAYLOR
The building was reaching the top part of the lava. People on the lower floors were already dieing or dead. Taylor slowly looked down and when she looked at the horizon she saw it. No ash cloud, no lava rising, no it was a tsunami lava wave. A huge wave of the scorching lava came and as taylor whipped out a scientific calculator she tottaled up the end."In 7.6 seconds everyone is gonna die in the whole san fransisco area."Taylor ended at those very few words!
MAX
"The lava tells us what i already know"Max yelled this fact so all of hawalii could hear! The lava he had saw coming down the street. It rose and rose into the tsunami wave that was now across half the world.
"The end is gonna come and that end will come sooner then our mian friends suspected!!!" he kept screaming and reapeating that over and over. Finnaly he was tooken over by the wave. Max was gone.

DJ
Dj was simply gone. The lava wave had come and gone through New york In two seconds. Dj didnt even get to finish his ever so enoying rap. (not)
RAND
The overflow of lava that came through the windows landed over all the students. Rands head slowly melted down. He dieed imediatly but it took forever for his body to melt down. The lava went quickly throughout the gym. The only one to survive was adam. Adam sprinted for the door doig cartwheels and back handsprings being all ninja jumpin out of the building. He ran out side surrounded by lava he looked to his left and saw a ladder leading to the top of the school. He climbed up as fast as a racehorse up the ladder and over the edge. The school was 5 storys high. As he peered over the edge he saw the lava. He realizedall his friends were gone. Adam couldnt take it he looked down, turned around and fell. the drop f
e;lt like forever when underneath him he saw a baby dove.The dove looked at him with fear in his eyes it scratched out one of his eyes. It had just left his nest. But was heading for him. Adam crashed into the bird the both went plumeting into the slow running lava.
MILA
mila's fashions had already burnt up in the lava flow. She was now sprinting away the burning hot red liquid close behind. She saw all the others suffering. Mila stood still tears on her face as she saw them lowly burn. But now the lava was close she felt the heat on her face. But as she looked up and saw something really bright and shiny. It was silver but then turned red the lava flow was close. She turned around and tripped over the smallest pebble. The lava slowed but mila was still to late. The lava ever so slowly burned her up peice after peice.
GOVERMENT/SCIENTISTS
 The goverment are selfish stupid people. They had already gone to the top secret underground bunker. All of them survived along with the insanly rich. The had a loud timer counting down the minutes until the lava tsunami over took the ground above them. Then all they hear is a girlish scream. As they put the outside camera into veiw the noticed that justin eiber had came running retardedly to the compound. He was outside when the nucular war heads underneath the ground had began to be ruptured. Not one person had remembered them so JB stepping on the trigger button made him set the warheads. 7 huge explosions JB goes flying across the entire world. His in ugly face landed in an puddle. He is blood soaked and has broken many, many bones but really he dies from drowning. Oh and the goverment people surprisingly didnt die.

The entire planet has been covered with lava and ash. The huma race did not make it.

People in my class dieing.
CONNER
Conner was riding on an airplane arguing with the staff. "Give me a lollipop!!!""NO!!!!" The staff were shouting at him and eventually the piolet ditched the driving seat and through him out a window. Belly flopping in the ocean he was eaten by a whale. Swimming in the whales blood track he was SHOT out of blowhole and landed on a dessert island. Where he climbed up a tree for coconuts got stuck and died when the lava tsunami hit the tree.
KYLE
Kyle was walking acrosss a pasture when a astroid came plumeting down to the earth. It hit kyle in the back and knocked him out. He slowly rolled over into a river. The river lead to the edge of a waterfall. He went rumblig down the water fall and landed head first in the water. Falling after him were tons of rocks wich landed on his head pushing him underwater. killing him by drownig. The lava wave didnt get to him before he died.
SKYLAR
Skylar is on a beutiful vacation in hawalii when the lava wave reaches the oceon that he is swimming in. It dosent reach im but it buent the tail of a giant fish. The strong, ugly fish with fangsgoes flying across the water. It eats skylar in one bite. Then skylar comes out as a fish egg and is slowly disinagrated by the lava wave.
ROSS
Ross was at a ginger convention. When allof a sudden he starts swearing and calling all the other gingers swears and stuff. So the mob of gingers Carry little lepicon/ross up a 10 story building. He is theown of and landed on a mattress teuck but then a little sea turtle comes and devours him little by little.
LOCHLAN
Ok cause lochlan ius such a kind person he was making his loving mother a peanut butter sandwich. "Lochlan!!!! I want toliet paper!"His mother screamed!!!"k Mom" Lochlan quietly yelled back. Then he accidently spilled some acid on his sandwich but didnt realize it. So he goes into the bedroom when his favorite team the canucks scored a goal on t.v.!!!"Woo hoo YEA!!! And he accidently through the sandwich up and caught it in his mouth. Ever so slowly it ate him up from the inside out!! And lochlan was gone.
DAMION
Damion was climbing up a tree trying to steal some robin eggs. When he sees the huge lava wave on the hoeizon. "Oh ship" So he starts sprinting it and rams into his own house building. The lava comes and pushes him all the way to japan. Lyng on a japenese sidewalk he looks up when a old and wise asian dude takes out a cane and starts beating him with it. Damion is now dead.
 Ok i remind that Adam made up the last 6 deaths and his own. I am not cruel to doves. lolx (FWI lolx is the lolz but 10 hundred times better!!!
Side note: I dont beleive one bit of 2012

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