Failure dad

Here is a picture of my dad. Lets tell you how it happened. So we were all at the breakfast table waiting for him to come down stares from his dancing with the stars marathon. Turns out that no one realised what time it was and that he was late for work. When         CRASH!!! BAM!! Dad had come running from his bedroom tripped over a star wars light saver and came tumbling down the stairs face first. Heading straight for the cats water bowl. Down the stairs he comes and CABLAMO!!! Face down in the Water dish with the cat licking his ear with her soft yet ruff tongue. The entire family burst out laughing. When suddenly dad jumped up and started acting all normal. As if nothing ever happened. He started blabbing on and on and on about the marathon and how he spent the last hour voting for the couple he wanted to win. But no one was listening we were still laughing about his fall and how we should post on the Internet blah, blah, blah. When we realised that dad was gone we laughed even harder after all we didn't want to be mean to his face. Yea are dad is a complete  FAILURE!!!