Covered in mud!! OH NO!!!

    Here is a shot of are greyhound dog Einstein. He in fact is indoors at the new opened place called Whatever!! You can do whatever you want. So here he is with quick dry cement all around him. You see The people outside were fixing the sidewalk. When Einstein came bolting out of the car and snatched the bag of cement right out of the construction guys hands sprinting with it in his mouth in to the building. He darted around the corner and BAM!! He ran right in to the cake delivery teenager. The grey and black, with tints of green frosting flew everywhere. Then after the cement went soaring through air to land right on top of Einstein. Here he is practically begging for a bath to get the rock hard cement of of his body. After this happened we went home yet had no luck. The cement would not come of with soap, water, detergent, nor bacon grease. So we all rushed to the van throwing the poor dog in the back cause now he was as still as a statue and driving as fast as we possibly could to get to the hospital. Once there the Doctor spent a god 15 minutes just staring blankly at Einstein. Afterwards he quickly left the room and came back with a chisel, bandages, chew toy, and pail of water with a sponge. He cracked and hammered at the cement when suddenly it all fell off. Only thing left was a couple scrapes and bits of cement. The bits came of with the water but the chew toy was completely shredded. Now whenever we go near a side walk Einstein runs onto the road. He's is completely frightened  of anything cement. We even had to move!!